when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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