it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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