Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
God, I missed his penis.
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