I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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