i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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