Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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