The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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