one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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