if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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