Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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