I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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