I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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