Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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