I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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