uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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