i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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