ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I AM VODKA MAN
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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