In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
