do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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