it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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