just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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