I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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