is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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