My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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