Do you still have your period?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
