We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just threw up on my dentist
thus making me awesome and them whores
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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