Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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