He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize