Where did you get a picture of my penis
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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