just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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