if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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