Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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