i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I love having hate sex.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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