i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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