life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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