I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
its not stalking. its research.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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