Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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