drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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