someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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