The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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