i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do vagina's smell?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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