i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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