this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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