question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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