It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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