I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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