I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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