Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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