is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Even my vagina gasped.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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