I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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