I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
im on a boat
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