She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
